The CPR giver was a guy named Moose.
Do You mean the elusive BULLWINKLE ?
Back when MIL was still alive (Born in NY, lived in PA) and was down here in Mooresville,NC for the Fall/Winter. She was looking outside one day and suddenly yelled out: That squirrel is grey !
I calmly replied: It’s a Confederate Squirrel.
She looked at Me funny for a few seconds and I said: You know- The Civil War ? We are below The Mason-Dixon Line.