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Horse wanders into French bar after breaking loose at racetrack
Fox News ^ | Oct. 2, 2018 | Michael Bartiromo

Posted on 10/02/2018 10:22:51 AM PDT by Rennes Templar

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To: Maverick68

Shee Haw-lways says that....


41 posted on 10/02/2018 11:07:20 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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To: Rennes Templar

You beat be to it but I think the bartender would say, Pourquoi le visage long?


42 posted on 10/02/2018 11:42:29 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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43 posted on 10/02/2018 12:01:45 PM PDT by littleharbour ("You take on the intel community they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you" C. Schumer)
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44 posted on 10/02/2018 12:13:49 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: littleharbour

See link on #34 (and don’t spoil the ending)


45 posted on 10/02/2018 12:16:30 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: JudyinCanada

Wasn’t walking. Was bolting. Saddle had slipped & turned it into a bucking bronco.


46 posted on 10/02/2018 12:26:41 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Rennes Templar

“We don’t get many horses in here.”

“At these prices I’m not surprised.”


47 posted on 10/02/2018 12:53:57 PM PDT by Hugin ("Not one step from his weapons should a traveler take"...Havamal 38)
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Bartender to horse: Why did you come in here?

Horse: I had to get out of the rein.


48 posted on 10/02/2018 7:59:25 PM PDT by Rennes Templar (Trump: America First. Obama: Quran First. Clintons: Money First)
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To: VRWCarea51



Whinnnnnnnny!


49 posted on 10/02/2018 8:24:40 PM PDT by Songcraft
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50 posted on 10/02/2018 8:26:58 PM PDT by truthluva
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To: Bob434

You need a rim shot and I need to tip the waitress!


51 posted on 10/02/2018 8:27:27 PM PDT by Yaelle
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—A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?”

The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”

The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

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LMAO

52 posted on 10/03/2018 2:22:30 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (duct tape and cable ties hold more worth more than pussy hats and resistance)
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