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Horse wanders into French bar after breaking loose at racetrack
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| Oct. 2, 2018
| Michael Bartiromo
Posted on 10/02/2018 10:22:51 AM PDT by Rennes Templar
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To: Rennes Templar
Horse was bucking to try to get the saddle off its haunches. NOT a happy horse. Needed someone familiar, some softly spoken words, and a gentle touch.
Maybe a carrot, or two.
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:35:59 AM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists call 'em what you will they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: treetopsandroofs
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:36:27 AM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: Rennes Templar
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:36:40 AM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: Bob434
A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender tells him that they serve a drink named after him. The grasshopper says, “you have a drink named Steve?”
To: Haiku Guy
😀
To: Rennes Templar
A horse wanders into a French bar..................
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:39:38 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
To: Rennes Templar
A horse walks into a bar, and orders a Martini from the bartender.
The horse then puts a $20 bill on the bar to pay for the drink.
The bartender serves the horse his drink, and figures that horses don’t know much about money, so he gives him back $8 in change. The bartender relaxes and leans over the bar and says “We don’t get many horses in here.”
The horse says “I don’t wonder at $12 for a Martini.”
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:40:08 AM PDT
by
Richard Axtell
(So, this is the Third World! What happened to the first two?)
To: Bob434
We’re digging deep here...
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:44:47 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(Trump: America First. Obama: Quran First. Clintons: Money First)
To: BinaryBoy
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:45:19 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Rennes Templar
“The horse also begins bucking as it runs from one end of the bar to the other, while knocking aside a few chairs...”
Some just get mean when they’ve been drinkin’.
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:46:09 AM PDT
by
Made In The USA
(Next thing you know, 'ol Jed's a millionaire)
To: Rennes Templar
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:48:13 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: Rennes Templar
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:48:30 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Tawdry Tuesday BUMP)
To: Haiku Guy
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:50:32 AM PDT
by
samtheman
(Lets elect as many Republicans as possible in 2018)
To: Rennes Templar
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:54:56 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Rennes Templar
I wouldn’t exactly categorize that as “wandering.”
Rampaging, maybe.
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:55:16 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Science is a method, not a belief system.)
To: pnut22
Probably looking for the rest room because it needed to ____ like a racehorse.Or maybe he had the trots.
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posted on
10/02/2018 10:58:21 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Trump: "I am Batman!")
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posted on
10/02/2018 11:02:44 AM PDT
by
Rio
To: VRWCarea51
Thought our former Secretary of State was a cow.
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posted on
10/02/2018 11:02:53 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Haiku Guy
I think that’s her sire but who’s the dam?
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posted on
10/02/2018 11:02:56 AM PDT
by
Catmom
(We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
To: Rennes Templar
So a horse walked into to a bar and said. 😀
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posted on
10/02/2018 11:07:15 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight yourr way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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