Cats have lousy grammar - if they could talk.
I saw this and had to laugh. Over the years we have had a few animals. In my youth we had dogs and cats. Now we have just cats. In all that time we, like others, have wondered what they would say if they could talk. Only once have we had one that I wished could talk so I could hear what she had to say since she has so many expressions. She is a Gray Cat and if one could talk I would want it to be that one. She is consistently coming to get my attention about something she doesn’t mEow she just mOws, when one of the others is missing we go looking it, when I work on equipment in the shop or barn when I look up she is there watching every move and will until I finish.