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Political joke.

Posted on 08/12/2018 8:53:10 AM PDT by gattaca

Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive liquor day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he tells me he knows I’m a lesbian and besides that, my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off. > > Should I clobber him with something heavy, or should I just leave him alone? Your advice would be appreciated. > > Sincerely, > Mad as Hell > > >

Dear Mad as Hell, > > You don’t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack oyour bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don’t resort to violence and try to act more like a lady. > > Remember, you were almost elected President of the United States, so try acting like one. > >

Sincerely, > Abby > > > > > >


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1 posted on 08/12/2018 8:53:10 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Funny!


2 posted on 08/12/2018 9:01:11 AM PDT by Artemis Webb (Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
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To: gattaca

LOL


3 posted on 08/12/2018 9:02:50 AM PDT by I want the USA back (If free speech is taken away, dumb and silent we are led, like sheep to the slaughter: G Washington)
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To: gattaca; MinuteGal

Hah, laugh for the day.


4 posted on 08/12/2018 9:03:13 AM PDT by flaglady47 (TRUMP 45 - will lethargic Cons ervatives let him be impeached by Dems? )
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To: gattaca

LOL


5 posted on 08/12/2018 9:04:35 AM PDT by GOPJ (August 16 - NATIONAL "CANCEL YOUR NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTION" DAY)
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To: gattaca

Bookmark


6 posted on 08/12/2018 9:10:05 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: gattaca

Effective use of humor to skewer a political opponent. Something I wish our side was better at. Thanks! Made my day!


7 posted on 08/12/2018 9:10:31 AM PDT by Tallguy
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To: gattaca

Cont. “You leaked Top Secret Materials and Protected a Sexual Predator and got away with it: So just move on”


8 posted on 08/12/2018 9:16:19 AM PDT by CptnObvious (Question her now.)
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To: gattaca

Would have been funnier if Dear Abby had responded

Dear Hillary


9 posted on 08/12/2018 9:17:39 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Nifster

Bookmark


10 posted on 08/12/2018 9:44:35 AM PDT by publius911 (Rule by Fiat-Obama's a Phone and a Pen)
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To: Nifster

Nope. Never telegraph the punch line.


11 posted on 08/12/2018 10:06:17 AM PDT by null and void (Equality is important, but quality is paramount.)
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To: gattaca

Marriage vs Fishing

Saturday morning I got up at 4:00, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 30-40 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather’s terrible.’

My loving wife of 21 years replied, ‘Can you believe my idiot husband is out fishing in that crud?’

I still don’t know to this day if she was joking ... but I have stopped fishing.


12 posted on 08/12/2018 10:12:53 AM PDT by Twotone
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To: gattaca

Bump


13 posted on 08/12/2018 11:30:34 AM PDT by painter ( Isaiah: �Woe to those who call evil good and good evil,")
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To: gattaca
"Should I clobber him with something heavy, or should I just leave him alone?"

Abby should've replied:

Go ahead and clobber him with something heavy. Show him a picture of "his" daughter, to remind him that you know how to play the same game.
14 posted on 08/12/2018 1:17:22 PM PDT by adorno
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