[lee martell]

Fascinating!
But #16? How does a vending machine kill anybody?
By falling on those who try to steal from it?
That’s just how vending machines protect themselves!
Poetic justice.

The only thing I might ask for your next list, which I will want to read, it that you space the copy into paragraphs.
I have ‘funny eyes’.

[sodpoodle]

The email from my friend had photos attached - which I cannot post - so I had to cut and paste the sentences. Usually use

for paragraphs/lists - sorry for being sloppy:)

[SgtHooper]

Sister handled Coca-Cola litigation for years. Yes, it’s true. They were sued by scum stealing the/from the machine, when the machine fell on them.