I guess it is best not to talk at all. But then you would be accused of not being inclusive.
Yeah, it’s so difficult to navigate normal conversations with the opposite sex. Who can tell the difference between innocent remarks like “ladie’s lingerie” and “Great presentation the other day”? Crazy how women just randomly take offense to anything. Must have been that time of the month, amirite?
Why talk when you can manspread then put the button fir the next floor and let out a loud fart?