[bagster]

$~~~THE BAGSTER QUORUM~~~$
(Non-Q edition. Day 2)

Q was a no-show for the second day in a row, and as expected, the idle brains of FReeQ nation turned inward. Here are the stories of the day:

~~There was discussion of the DOJ's reluctance to turn over requested documents to MY Congressman Devin Nunes' committee. The DOJ cited a list of reasons, one of which was, to paraphrase, so as to not interfere with ongoing investigations. This was the clause that was focused on. What investigation? Who was being investigated? Good guys? Bad guys? Where the hell did I die? (Peter Frampton reference.)

~~ More discussion of he who will not be named sending out invitations to his funeral. No Trumps allowed. And to pile on the cheerful news of the imminent death of one of the worst traitors in American history, word around the campfire is that Ruth Bader Ginsburg, one of the worst Supreme Court Justices in American history may not see too many more moons.

Will the faceless god be so generous as to take these two to his bosom to the benefit of us all? Can we be so lucky? Valar Morghulis (All men must die).

~~ Some spoke of the Kentucky Derby and the Chinese owned horse Justify, who won. He was a mudder. Or was she a mudder? Reports are unclear.

~~ Ace reporter NIKK filed a report on more and increasing unrest in The Islamic Republic of [Iran] who sources (Qanon) say is next. This reporter expects big changes in [Iran] before you can say "Bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb [Iran]. NIKK filed this footage;

We'll turn the rocks into pebbles, the pebbles into sand.

~~ And finally. Due to lack of fresh Q meat, the Sessions wars recommenced. There were casualties on both sides, as brother fought brother, and sister attacked sister. The carnage was epic as each side tore at the other. Is Sessions white hat or black hat? Awake or asleep? Spending all day in the break room or frantically scribbling out indictments and subpoenas?

No one can know, but everyone presumes to. Q says trust sessions. This publication prefers to follow events as they unfold and is willing to follow Q's lead until further evidence is revealed. After all. What good does bitching do us, at this point?

The minstrels sang about the Sessions wars. And this was one of the most touching of ballads that they sang before the Mother of Dragons, Ransomnote, when all was said and done.

Listen, children to a story that was written long ago....

Our grandchildren will speak of the heroes of the Sessions wars for generations. As it should be.

Keep the peace, O my brothers and sisters and let your FReeQ flags fly. Until next time, see you round the popsicle stand. Same Q time. Same Q channel.

Bagster

[blu]

Thanks again for the morning news, baggy. As usual, your recap was, well, recapitated.

Manner notes from the peanut gallery: it is quite the thing to ban people from one’s funeral (timing is everything. One must let the ban-ees know in advance that they have been banned. Maximum burn time counts.) Why, I know someone who has hired grandchildren (paid in advance of course) to enforce the ban. But, No name ... well hell, he’s just a petty little pettifogger, doing petty little things. So he hasn’t changed. I suppose he’ll want a space in Arlington-i hope he gets one right next to a water fountain.

Your musical selections are just plain inspiring! I want one of those tin horses.

Ps- your application for the Pulitzer is under study. It seems they can’t contact you. I told you your 1-800 phone number was going to be trouble for you. So, tonite look up into the sky. When you see an illuminated huge Q shining up there, that’s the Pulitzer people. It means “pick up the phone”!

[StormFlag]

Another great edition of The Bagster Quorum!

Thank you!

[STARLIT]

Great summary of the day as always..Bags. The song was appreciated too. LOL

[MileHi]

Thanks again bagster.

[little jeremiah]

I got this far, will read the rest shortly:

And to pile on the cheerful news of the imminent death of one of the worst traitors in American history, word around the campfire is that Ruth Bader Ginsburg, one of the worst Supreme Court Justices in American history may not see too many more moons.

I missed that! On the last thread? I will find it - i want cheering up.

[Wneighbor]

Dear Quorum Editor,

Thank you for excellent coverage. I am counting on you to help this week. Grandaughter’s wedding this weekend. Hoping not to need to try and read all 188,000 posts next Monday to be up to date. Gives you a heavy burden. Thanks.

P.S. Clueless on any Words-o-the-day. But FYI there will be java served at the wedding venue. Mother of the bride is a java addict of epic proportions.