[Fantasywriter]

Here’s a thought for you. Include in the next Bagster Times a short but pithy essay entitled,’How to get People to Skip Past Your Posts Without Reading More Than Your Screen Name in Two Easy Steps.’

[bagster]

How to get People to Skip Past Your Posts Without Reading More Than Your Screen Name

Yea, but we both know better, don't we.

I know you're very flattered that I even bother with your dumb posts. This a common reaction.

Good to know you read my publication. Think I might be in line for a Pulitzer?

Also. Do you want on my exclusive VIP ping list? Just say the word, sweetcheeks. It can be our secret. I'm very discreet.

Bagster

[a little elbow grease]

"Here’s a thought for you. Include in the next Bagster Times a short but pithy essay entitled,’How to get People to Skip Past Your Posts Without Reading More Than Your Screen Name in Two Easy Steps.’"

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That's almost funny.

Here IS something funny. Mention in your next profile page your ongoing liberal ignorance and sadness before you heard Rush Limbaugh.

OH, YOU ALREADY DID THAT.

LOL

What will be your next illuminating moment?