[Unrepentant VN Vet]

I’d always heard that a Viking’s horns would fall off his helmet if he told a lie....

I suppose if a pipe gets out of tune, the piper’s kilts fall off as well.

....sorry ‘bout that.

[JockoManning]

I suppose if a pipe gets out of tune, the piper’s kilts fall off as well.

Ahhhhh demonstrating the reason(s) for your screen name?