To: beebuster2000
2 posted on
03/10/2018 6:33:32 AM PST by
Mercat
To: beebuster2000
Wow! It’s my birthday too. I don’t mind sharing it with Chuck Norris. That kind of makes up for having to also share it with Osama Bin Laden. That bummed me out when I found out a few years ago. Now, knowing Chuck Norris is on board, I feel better.
3 posted on
03/10/2018 6:39:19 AM PST by
weeder
To: beebuster2000
4 posted on
03/10/2018 6:41:34 AM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: beebuster2000
It used to be A-K47. He decided to make his blood change to A-R15.
6 posted on
03/10/2018 6:44:22 AM PST by
Bryanw92
(Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
To: beebuster2000
7 posted on
03/10/2018 6:44:32 AM PST by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Morris can divide by Zero
There is no daylight savings time, Chuck makes the earth spin faster for a hour.
Chuck once got pulled over for speeding, he let the cop off with a warning.
9 posted on
03/10/2018 6:50:30 AM PST by
Psycho_Runner
(Have a good day, unless you have other plans.)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris doesn’t get older, everyone else is made younger by his awesomeness.
11 posted on
03/10/2018 6:53:56 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: beebuster2000
Most guys can “write” their names in the snow.
Chuck writes his in concrete.
12 posted on
03/10/2018 6:54:53 AM PST by
Imnidiot
(This space for Rent)
To: beebuster2000
On this day 77 years ago today Chuck was born. After delivery he slapped the doctor’s butt and then drove his mother home.
To: beebuster2000
To: beebuster2000
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
To: beebuster2000
Have never met Chuck himself but I've hung out several times with his brother Aaron.
That entire family is as solid, sincere and Christian as they come.
19 posted on
03/10/2018 7:52:01 AM PST by
Ciaphas Cain
(Progressives do not want to destroy us because we hate, but because we are sane.)
To: beebuster2000
:-)HAPPY BIRTHDAY:-) Mr. NORRIS. (I would have said Chuck but I’ve never met the man so I’ll go with the proper etiquette reply) But after all the times of viewed his entertainment it grow funny.
20 posted on
03/10/2018 7:52:16 AM PST by
Retvet
(Retvet)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris wears MAGA jammies on a side note he needs to let his hair go gray he looks silly
21 posted on
03/10/2018 8:06:38 AM PST by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: beebuster2000
Eastwood is 87!
23 posted on
03/10/2018 8:36:59 AM PST by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet. It’s not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris does not use a condom, there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people, he makes dead people.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that’s why there is no life there.
Happy Birthday Mr Chuck Norris!
25 posted on
03/10/2018 9:17:26 AM PST by
oldvirginian
("The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.” D TRUMP)
To: beebuster2000
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
To: beebuster2000
Isn’t Birthday celebrating Chuck Norris?
32 posted on
03/11/2018 9:54:18 AM PDT by
Yaelle
To: beebuster2000
Ghosts sit around the camp fire telling Chuck Norris stories.
To: beebuster2000
The Corona Virus is social distancing itself from Chuck Norris.
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