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Posted on 02/14/2018 2:34:22 AM PST by sodpoodle

The Irish Divorce

A man in Ireland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell, they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Ireland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow . Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: irish
Love to all.
1 posted on 02/14/2018 2:34:22 AM PST by sodpoodle
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2 posted on 02/14/2018 2:40:51 AM PST by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didn’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
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To: sodpoodle

Humbug.


3 posted on 02/14/2018 3:15:17 AM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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I didn’t see this Valentine thread yesterday - but it’s still going and it’s great!

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3631881/posts?q=1&;page=150#150


4 posted on 02/14/2018 3:20:27 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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Happy Holidays
5 posted on 02/14/2018 3:38:50 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Ask a lib if Alger Hiss colluded with the Russians.)
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To: All

Is anyone going anywhere this holiday season?


6 posted on 02/14/2018 3:39:13 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Ask a lib if Alger Hiss colluded with the Russians.)
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To: sodpoodle

Oh, I saw it.

I posted two songs:

1. A ticked off Harry Nilsson telling off his ex
2. A depressing song from Radiohead

:)


7 posted on 02/14/2018 3:45:54 AM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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Happy New Year.

#2018YearOfTheDog

8 posted on 02/14/2018 3:55:08 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Ask a lib if Alger Hiss colluded with the Russians.)
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LOL!


9 posted on 02/14/2018 4:57:10 AM PST by Neoliberalnot (MSM is our greatest threat. Disney, Comcast, Google Hollywood, NYTimes, WaPo, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC ...)
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To: a fool in paradise

And a happy Saint Valentine’s Day to you too. :-)


10 posted on 02/14/2018 5:32:11 AM PST by KarlInOhio (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.)
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To: sodpoodle

Love to you, too!


11 posted on 02/14/2018 6:19:26 AM PST by momtothree
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Per my son, the real holiday is tomorrow. 1/2 price candy day


12 posted on 02/14/2018 6:54:59 AM PST by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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Don’t mess with old people.


13 posted on 02/14/2018 7:18:39 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: Daffynition
Happy Chinese New Year VD Presidents Day 2018 Year Of The Dog


14 posted on 02/14/2018 10:39:16 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Ask a lib if Alger Hiss colluded with the Russians.)
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