[yesthatjallen]

I'm not sure. I'll have to take a blood test.

Why is no one talking about this? Why are both TODAY and HUSSEIN capitalized?

TODAY, former President Barack HUSSEIN Obama formally retained counsel

Any idea what this means? (9/WW)

The only thing that comes to mind (but doesn't make much sense) is West Wing.

[ransomnote]

I believe:
(9/WW)

Means Obama isn’t the only one to have retained counsel. I believe it means a total of 9 villains world wide retained counsel.

[bagster]

It looks like it's suffered from significant shrinkage.

Somebody explained that stood for 9 attorneys world wide. Though I don't know what sense that makes.