[Sparticus]

Seat and lit up. You girls don’t have to touch your stuff after touching the toilet, but us guys do. It’s only considerate.

[fhayek]

Did you know it takes exactly as much energy for a woman to lower a toilet seat as it does for a man? However, the opportunity to complain about it for two hours is just too irresistible for the average female.

[ExpatGator]

Yeah, I hate when my wife leaves the seat down and I pee on it.