“...Ill need a helmet and some body armor and some training wheels...”
And quad mount “Ma Deuce” M2 Brownings to clear a path ahead of you.
Because lemmetellya - that road sucks... at ANY time of day.
The old quad 50s.....
You could always tell the gunners.
“How you doing, Schmedlap?”
“F-f-f-f-f-f-OK.”