“I would like at this moment to announce that I will be retiring from this program in two weeks’ time because of poor ratings. Since this show is the only thing I had going for me in my life, I’ve decided to kill myself. I’m going to blow my brains out right on this program a week from today. So tune in next Tuesday. That should give the public relations people a week to promote the show. You ought to get a hell of a rating out of that. 50 share, easy.”
WTH? Over the top idiotic comment. This adds nothing to the site and reinforces the thinking that our side is filled with heartless goofs. Sheesh
Yeah, I’d probably end my boycott of the Today show long enough to catch Megyn’s spectacular on-air swan song. It would be a lot more interesting than her nekkid pole dance could ever be.