you forgot one, F70... 8^)
Posted on 08/23/2017 3:45:30 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain,
she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.”
Actually, because of all the coding requirements to determine the precise nature of your ailment or injury....in this case, it would have taken 30 minutes to just work out the best fitting code.
NEC.
That is the code now most popular with doctors, nurses and hospitals.
Not Elsewhere Classified.
Your name tag suggests a treatment plan: “put some ice on it’
and your tag name suggests she may have climbed your ‘tree’
tee hee
You don’t turn down a person, you turn down a bed.
She will be suing him for causing her to get ovarian cancer in 3.....2......1......
S305856A
W458XXA
Y9339
Y92821
Y998
No procedure performed so no Surgery Code needed
btw: only took me two minutes
(Full disclosure: Coding professional)
you forgot one, F70... 8^)
Thanks for the belly laugh this morning!
F70! Too funny!
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