Posted on 08/09/2017 8:06:29 AM PDT by Rebelbase
GREENVILLE, S.C. (WFLA) — The Greenville Police Department is asking residents not to shoot Bigfoot.
This plea comes in response to a reported sighting in Cleveland County earlier this week and a video from Boone.
The police department posted this statement on its Facebook page:
After watching this video from nearby Boone, North Carolina, Facebook followers and friends, I think we can say with some confidence that proof of Bigfoot still eludes us. If you see Bigfoot, please do not shoot at him/her, as you’ll most likely be wounding a fun-loving and well-intentioned person, sweating in a gorilla costume. #gvlpd #bigfootsightings”
There have been numerous Bigfoot sightings over the years in the Carolinas, including one from mountain man Tim Peeler in 2010. He described Bigfoot as being 10 feet tall and “having beautiful hair.”
“Having beautiful hair”
I wonder what he uses for conditioner?
Obama’s vacationing in North Carolina?
LOLOL!! What clowns!! Bigfoot Lives Matter.
“WBTV did a little digging and found out, of course, it’s not the real Bigfoot, but actually a plywood cutout painted black. The cutout is the brain-child of the fun-loving Morris Isenhour.”
I’d bet on possum fat.
She looks like she just saw Bigfoot.
Where’s her Secret Service Detail?
It wasn’t his foot...
thanks, I hadn’t thought about that scene in 20 years!
He washes it with Grandma’s lye soap, and conditions it with Duke’s mayonnaise, just like Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.
Goonie goo goo, gus
“I’m trying to cook burgers and franks, not a ...... ...... Brontosarus Burger....this ain’t the ........ ......... Flintstones!”
One of the funniest routines ever.
We had some kids doing just that a few years back when my son was in high school.
I told him to spread it around that next time there was a sighting I was going let a pack of bear hounds on the trail.
The Sightings stopped happening.
What race is Possum Fat in? Baby needs a new pair of shoes and I’ve got a couple of bucks burning a hole in my pocket and I’m feeling lucky today.
Oh.
You mean for conditioner.
Ping
I’d better shave before I go up for the eclipse!
Mystery solved? http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/36097248/man-vacationing-in-wnc-said-he-may-have-been-mistaken-as-bigfoot-in-recent-sighting
Bigfeet have never rioted, burning down Bigfeet neighborhoods and impoverishing their neighbors.
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