“There is a LARGE box of Captain Crunch in the pantry now.”
I thought Captain Crunch was accused of being a cereal killer.
Wait until I show up with Crunch Berries!
Total remote control control.
Captain Crunch is a famous phone hacker from the sixties and seventies.
The cereal survived.
And Ma Bell moved to out-of-band signaling (wherein cereal box whistles cannot be heard).