[2ndDivisionVet]

Question number two: Are you retarded?

[eyeamok]

Only Republicans need glasses to stare at the eclipse, Democrats and Bernie voters don’t need anything to stare at the sun during the eclipse.

[Kozak]

Question #3

I have special Eclipse glasses for pets only 175$ a pair, how many pairs do you want?

[nevergore]

Question number three: Do you have a German Shepherd? Mine is either incredibly bright or retarded.....

Last night, she was watching TV with the kids, (yes, she really watches it) .....They had the animated movie “Bolt” on .....whenever the cat was in a scene, she would bark then attack the TV......

I’m getting her glasses just in case.....