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To: BJ1

I couldn’t get anything that looked nearly that good. I’ve had terrible luck with women my entire life. They just don’t cotton to me. So I’d stick with her after she tried to shoot me for sure. I think she’s hot. Guess it’s all relative.


12 posted on 08/02/2017 12:02:56 PM PDT by 4Runner
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To: 4Runner; BJ1

Nothing a nice bullet proof vest couldn’t help out with.


14 posted on 08/02/2017 12:05:05 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 4Runner

Laz has the opposite problem. He often has to point a gun at a woman to get her to leave once she’s experienced his proficiency in “hitting it”.

“And take your twin sister with you, too.”


18 posted on 08/02/2017 12:27:28 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Washington DC - Swampland of money and unindicted crooks ))))
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To: 4Runner
Guess it’s all relative.

Stop looking for love at family reunions.

23 posted on 08/02/2017 1:38:40 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (It's gonna be bloody.)
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