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To: nickcarraway
Those blueberry muffins will get you every time.
2 posted on
07/18/2017 3:22:59 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Gosh, I remember those cold winter mornings when Ma would rustle up some whiskey and muffins for us so we’d have a nourishing breakfast to get us through the day.
3 posted on
07/18/2017 3:27:20 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Her bed is in a shower enclosure? I’m confused.
5 posted on
07/18/2017 3:30:20 PM PDT by
ichabod1
(Smoke does not mean fire when someone threw a smoke grenade.)
To: nickcarraway
LOL!! Admits to using meth, obviously broke in and drank the whiskey....but...that weed is NOT mine!!!
Geez. At least a happy ending (no one injured) in yet another ‘World has gone upside down mad’ story :-)
6 posted on
07/18/2017 3:30:21 PM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: nickcarraway
I hate that when it happens to me.....
8 posted on
07/18/2017 3:31:47 PM PDT by
nevergore
(I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
To: nickcarraway
...bare naked burglar....
Thought this was another story about McConnell and 0CommieCare.
9 posted on
07/18/2017 3:32:52 PM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: nickcarraway
And when the 3 Bears came home, Baby Bear said,
“Someone’s been eating my muffins!”
Mama Bear said,
“And somebody’s been sleeping in my bed!”
And Daddy Bear said,
“And someone’s been guzzling my whiskey and if I find the dirty rat I’ll eat him!”
And they all lived happily ever after.
10 posted on
07/18/2017 3:33:14 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
This thread has the potential for being great.
11 posted on
07/18/2017 3:33:35 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: nickcarraway
Oshkosh, b’gosh. It ain’t what it used to be.
12 posted on
07/18/2017 3:33:45 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: nickcarraway
What a dufus.
The police always look in the shower enclosure.
They learn that at like day one in police school.
Hide in the silverware drawer.
They never look for you there.
15 posted on
07/18/2017 3:42:45 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
07/18/2017 3:49:26 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
Just looking at the headline made me think drugs and/or alcohol were involved. Sure nuf - a twofer.
To: nickcarraway
He sounds like some kind of stuned beeber gone wild and then stuned again.
24 posted on
07/18/2017 4:01:36 PM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: nickcarraway
*** “in his birthday suit in her bed” ***
Yeah and who hasn’t done that?
27 posted on
07/18/2017 4:16:38 PM PDT by
TexasTransplant
(I remember when 100% of scientists agreed there were only 2 genders.)
To: Slings and Arrows
28 posted on
07/18/2017 4:18:29 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: nickcarraway
Officers also discovered the man had consumed the woman's whiskey and had eaten some blueberry muffins. A bag of marijuana was found near the suspect's clothing. Well she certainly wasn't going to tell the cops if the marijuana was hers...
29 posted on
07/18/2017 4:38:58 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared...)
To: nickcarraway
Naked burglar Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh
31 posted on
07/18/2017 4:49:19 PM PDT by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC)z)
To: nickcarraway
Must be the updated version of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.
35 posted on
07/18/2017 5:16:28 PM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: nickcarraway
Why do naked burglars always break into single women’s homes and yet they supposedly are random events.
39 posted on
07/18/2017 6:03:58 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: nickcarraway
"...While admitting breaking into the residence to officers and confessing to recent meth use, the suspect denied possession of the marijuana..." Maybe it's just me, but there is something hilarious about that!
41 posted on
07/18/2017 6:13:17 PM PDT by
rlmorel
(Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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