Cypress mom undergoes eight surgeries to look like first lady Melania Trump

The Houston Chronicle ^ | June 20, 2017 | Amber Elliott

[2ndDivisionVet]

Ivanka Trump, you're fired.

According to plastic surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose, first lady Melania Trump has eclipsed first daughter and former fashion designer Ivanka - as a plastic surgery muse, anyway.

"I've have had many women visit my office wanting the 'Ivanka look,'" Rose said in a press release on Monday. "So it's not really surprising to see women now requesting to look more like Melania, who is simply gorgeous."

One such request came from Cypress mom and cancer survivor Claudia Sierra.

"I want to feel like the first lady that I know I am inside," Sierra explained in the same media statement.....

[Veto!]

That’ll work.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Risking death eight times to be a poor copy of someone else?

Humans are weird.

[Veto!]

Claudia Sierra.

Undoubtedly a close relative of Bravo Sierra.

[Fungi]

They sure are but at least she was “smart enough” not to adulate the Mooch. This guy was even stupider:https://bossip.com/698575/human-barbie-who-gay-man-spends-over-100k-on-plastic-surgery-to-look-like-real-life-ken-doll/

[lee martell]

Is Claudia the one on the left who seems to have forgotten to put her blouse on?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

He is a sodomite.

Mental illness is assumed.

But you have to wonder what makes people so unhappy with themselves that they try to become someone else.

Am I perfect? Not even close but I don't make small children run away screaming so I make the best of what I have and get on with life.

[Tennessee Nana]

OK name just one woman who had plastic surgery to look like Michelle Obama...

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[2ndDivisionVet]

Helen Thomas?

[TXBlair]

Headline should read: Cypress Mom Has More Dollars Than Sense

[TChad]

One problem with this idea is that it won’t work. However, there are plenty of other problems with it.

[Two Kids' Dad]

A woman went to a cosmetic surgeon and asked if he could make her look more like Michelle 0bama. The doctor said he could, but it would cost $12,000. She said “Yes, yes, I’ll pay!”

He handed her an industrial-sized jug of anabolic steroids and a membership to Gold’s Gym.

[heterosupremacist]

[clearcarbon]

[datura]

Guilty.

[fulltlt]

That must be Elizabeth Warren on the right.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahaha!

LOL, the post-surgical response from the surgeon could be either:

“I’m sorry...the surgery went horribly wrong!”

or

“Well, I think it is an improvement here!”

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Well, at least she didn’t do it to look like a lion or Barbie doll.

[KC_Lion]

....And we have this story to First Lady Melania's List.

[gymbeau]

Is that Liz Warren on the right?