You said "stat" so this is the best I could do on short notice.
Posted on 01/07/2017 3:49:49 AM PST by sodpoodle
It's almost 7:00 a.m. et. Where is our hero?
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
Get to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The summoning ritual was incomplete.
The coffee was not offered.
Plus, he is a timezone or two to the west of the eastern ritual stones.
Be patient.
Laz, your fan club is pishing and moaning? Don’t worry if you hit it last night. You have earned a break! LOL.
Breakfast in Bed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoeB6YMl-qI
Laz is in the EST zone, unless he’s currently traveling. He lives not far from me.
Uh, oh. Has the countdown clock stopped? This could be hugh and series.
But I don’t have ‘Belly bloat” LOL!
Maybe he’s just a little Lazy this morning.
Pronounced LAZ-ee
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Quick! Someone post pics of a hot chick, STAT!!
Thought he was west of me.
You said "stat" so this is the best I could do on short notice.
That’s nice as far as it goes. But where are the adjectives?
That’s cruel. What an image to have burned onto my brain first thing in the morning! Antidote please.
He hit on an artillery round last night. He’s currently en route to somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere.
About 14 days until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing prancing pusillanimous embarrassing lawless defiling vote-faking unctuous careless warmongering hypocritical sniveling whining overreaching disreputable sulking treacherous squandering odious disgusting backstabbing election-corrupting robbery-inclined formulaic plundering indolent callous violence-agitating motherless-punk puerile intruding sickening wicked sullen wretched venal psychopathic grifting peculiar furious (and fast) gratuitously-opining lame-duck faithless spying-for-enemies shallow fake irrational mumbling imbecile dejected slothful acrimonious demanding trivial putz juvenile delinquent odiferous malicious detestable conniving Marxism-loving peevish America-surrendering sly villainous shameful touchy unwelcome exhausting abominable indecisive moronical stomach-turning depressed meddling corrupt predatory impoverishing personal-history-concealing dangerous resentful apathetic absurd unaccomplished black-supremacist repressive putrescent vindictive fallacious contemptible simpering megalomaniacal subversive sputtering vicious disruptive perjurious taxing predictable nauseating awful combative blasphemous horrid inane silly ridiculous impotent race-baiting pussified evidence-faking crazed inconsequential unconcerned trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious foul exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious appalling uncaring disobliging vile Republican-enabled colluding wimpy internicine prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed deceptive irresponsible aimless choleric belligerent repellent childish insolent Israel-hating felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious cheating self-important slimey chaos-creating lying afflicted insurrectionist robotic repulsive terrible pugnacious secretive vomitous pitiful worthless calculating Machiavellian brazenly-hypocritical ill-mannered insecure conspiring imperious ineffectual globalist unscrupulous preening Republic-despoiling maniacal disdainful Godless reprehensible opportunistic trifling poseur loutish abnormal economy-sacking venomous insincere degenerate disingenuous grabbastic ruinous prideful petty underhanded dishonest obnoxious menacing swindling catastrophic bellicose pretentious fraudulent iheinous ideologic high-handed autocratic pouting twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging obtructing shyster transsexual-favoring unintelligible sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky overconfident oily pathetic self-aggrandizing covetous ghastly artificial falsely-accusing-of-racism querulous rueful haughty condescending glib snake-like revolting self-centered bankrupting unrepentant small-minded immoral constantly-golfing complaining anti-Semitic surreptitious despicable Che-idolizing ghoulish demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting riot-fomenting destructive Islamic ruthless despotic tragedy-celebrating unhelpful depraved malevolent homicidal miscreant pompous caucasian-hating nasty malefactor scheming presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping insurgent unsavory failing uncooperative annexing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist assassination-enouraging surly disasterous conspiracy-creating smug rude specious sneaky anti-American derisive immodest freakish hostile dainty sissified malfeasant thin-skinned pointless simpleminded toxic amoral oppressive Internet-killing grotesque diabolical tragic sociopathic incomprehensible unpredictable perilous hateful guilty disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious crooked devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating egocentric middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slandering propaganda-spreading slippery outlandish petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking execrable Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational falsifying ignoble queer narcissist noxious scornful Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President “Stompy-Foot” Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.
http://www.frontpagemag.c
Ajetive courtesy of Laz
About 14 days until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing prancing pusillanimous embarrassing lawless defiling vote-faking unctuous careless warmongering hypocritical sniveling whining overreaching disreputable sulking treacherous squandering odious disgusting backstabbing election-corrupting robbery-inclined formulaic plundering indolent callous violence-agitating motherless-punk puerile intruding sickening wicked sullen wretched venal psychopathic grifting peculiar furious (and fast) gratuitously-opining lame-duck faithless spying-for-enemies shallow fake irrational mumbling imbecile dejected slothful acrimonious demanding trivial putz juvenile delinquent odiferous malicious detestable conniving Marxism-loving peevish America-surrendering sly villainous shameful touchy unwelcome exhausting abominable indecisive moronical stomach-turning depressed meddling corrupt predatory impoverishing personal-history-concealing dangerous resentful apathetic absurd unaccomplished black-supremacist repressive putrescent vindictive fallacious contemptible simpering megalomaniacal subversive sputtering vicious disruptive perjurious taxing predictable nauseating awful combative blasphemous horrid inane silly ridiculous impotent race-baiting pussified evidence-faking crazed inconsequential unconcerned trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious foul exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious appalling uncaring disobliging vile Republican-enabled colluding wimpy internicine prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed deceptive irresponsible aimless choleric belligerent repellent childish insolent Israel-hating felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious cheating self-important slimey chaos-creating lying afflicted insurrectionist robotic repulsive terrible pugnacious secretive vomitous pitiful worthless calculating Machiavellian brazenly-hypocritical ill-mannered insecure conspiring imperious ineffectual globalist unscrupulous preening Republic-despoiling maniacal disdainful Godless reprehensible opportunistic trifling poseur loutish abnormal economy-sacking venomous insincere degenerate disingenuous grabbastic ruinous prideful petty underhanded dishonest obnoxious menacing swindling catastrophic bellicose pretentious fraudulent iheinous ideologic high-handed autocratic pouting twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging obtructing shyster transsexual-favoring unintelligible sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky overconfident oily pathetic self-aggrandizing covetous ghastly artificial falsely-accusing-of-racism querulous rueful haughty condescending glib snake-like revolting self-centered bankrupting unrepentant small-minded immoral constantly-golfing complaining anti-Semitic surreptitious despicable Che-idolizing ghoulish demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting riot-fomenting destructive Islamic ruthless despotic tragedy-celebrating unhelpful depraved malevolent homicidal miscreant pompous caucasian-hating nasty malefactor scheming presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping insurgent unsavory failing uncooperative annexing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist assassination-enouraging surly disasterous conspiracy-creating smug rude specious sneaky anti-American derisive immodest freakish hostile dainty sissified malfeasant thin-skinned pointless simpleminded toxic amoral oppressive Internet-killing grotesque diabolical tragic sociopathic incomprehensible unpredictable perilous hateful guilty disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious crooked devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating egocentric middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slandering propaganda-spreading slippery outlandish petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking execrable Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational falsifying ignoble queer narcissist noxious scornful Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President “Stompy-Foot” Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.
http://www.frontpagemag.c
Ajetive courtesy of Laz
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