Posted on 08/16/2016 12:37:08 PM PDT by PROCON
I just thought about it. I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
This may work...
5.56mm
“The agency says its wants to change the perception of what it means to be a farmer in America away from the “white, rich male.”
They have no understanding of the actual farmer demographic.
We are approaching a time when this type of thing will not matter.
That’s when they will have to up the ante.
[ LOL, it’s worth a shot. ]
If Hillary Frauds her way in, I am about convinced the only way to fix things is for all the hard working people to strike and go on the dole to collapse everything....
Most of the lazy ass black and white trash in the ghettoes are too lazy to apply for all the gubermint cheese without a “social worker” helping them fill out all the forms, imagine if a bunch of formerly hard working people get fed up, stop producing and make it their full time job to apply for every program under the sun...
We could bleed it dry to a collapse in a few months I reckon...
Just stay away from lesbian farmer's markets.
Lesbians farm but never ranch.
You can tell food a mile away that’s been produced by a lesbian farmer!
One of my favorite Trump moments was when Cindy Lauper had to leave “The Celebrity Apprentice” for a day to get a gay award at the White House. The look on The Donald’s face said there was plenty he wanted to say about it, but didn’t.
But there are so many of them. How will they ever find a venue to hold all of them?
I thought that the typical American farmer was a faceless corporation.
Rich white male dominance and oppression? IN FARMING?
Did somebody tell livestock and produce not to thrive for lesbians and gays?
Also, if you’re a family farmer not working under a mega-agri-conglomerate, then you’re far from rich.
The other problem is that nobody wants kale, alfalfa sprouts, cat-poop coffee beans, free-range sustainable low-carbon-footprint island chicken, or other gay food. So homosexual “farmers” whine and cry when they go broke from trying to sell things with low or no demand.
In the spirit of fighting back by taking things to the ridiculous, I, too, am sitting here wondering what litmus test is required for applying other than self-identifying on paper as a lesbian, and also wondering if Jesus would think that’s a sin or if He would laugh?
“You can tell food a mile away that’s been produced by a lesbian farmer!”
US Certified 100% Lesbian Sweet Corn.
Probably will be a failure as they don’t know how to plant the seeds correctly.
on a lesbian farm, nothing cross pollinates!
How long does it take to grow them lezbeans any way?
“lesbian farmers”
Oh come on now, who’s gonna do the Ploughing?
And plowing takes on a brand new meaning.
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