Florida Police Find Alligator With Human Body In Its Mouth

Brevard Times ^ | 6/7/2016

[lee martell]

Did they recover the human corpse from the gator?
How? By trading a PBJ sandwich on pumpernickel bread?

[LonePalm]

That gator story made our local news.

My uncle had a great story about playing Golf near Nairobi, Kenya back in the late 60's.

Lions are a posted hazard on the course. If you accidentally hit one they would usually wander off to let you play your ball but it was an automatic two stroke penalty plus your drop if the lion didn't move.

"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[BBell]

Troy Landry could take care of that.

[Arm_Bears]

Three shots to get out.

One with a 7 iron and two with a 45.

[Nellie Wilkerson]

Appears to be male? But did he identify as a male? That's the most important question.

[dfwgator]

Alligators are opportunistic predators with an indiscriminate appetite that includes fish, birds, reptiles, amphibians, mammals, and even fruit.

And especially Bulldogs and Seminoles.

[ncalburt]

Maybe the local gangs could not drive the body over the the St John River were the missing gangsters are usual dumped in that gator invest driver .

[dfwgator]

[mainestategop]

Yeah I’m pretty sure that after reading that story about the dead gangster dumped into the river with cement shoes that this is what they’re doing. I’ll keep my eyes open and see if they release information with tattoos or something.

[Engedi]

My sister and brother in law live in Lakeland.

[cport]

Photo of the deceased in happier times...

[pierrem15]

Dang! Looks like a golf outing in Jurassic Park!

[pierrem15]

Imagine him in the water hazard.

"Hold mah beer while I retrieve that ball ..."

[dfwgator]

Hopefully we’ll take care of them this weekend in the Super Regional.

[tumblindice]

Knew a gal in school nicknamed ‘Gator’.
She’d get her jaws around you, then go into that ‘death spin.’

[tumblindice]

Gee, I certainly didn’t mean to kill a great alligator thread with my late-night, salacious wool gathering/reminiscing.

[JimRed]

My son once lived in Georgetown, SC adjacent to a salt marsh. One day his favorite small dog went missing. His attitude: they’re protected. That sucks.

Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

[trisham]

I’ve never been there. We usually visit Palmetto and Anna Maria Island, but perhaps some day.