Prediction 1: Andrew Cuomo and several of his aides will be indicted on racketeering charges.
Prediction 2: Andrew Cuomo will die of a mysterious heart attack after eating at Patriarcha’s Patisserie.
Prediction 3: Hillary Clinton will be indicted for mishandling national security information.
Prediction 4: Huma Weiner will make a deal with the federal prosecutor for immunity. Hillary will then be indicted on fraud, conspiracy, and corruption charges for her self-dealing with respect to the Clinton Foundation.
Prediction 5: Hillary Clinton will fall, hit her head, and be unable to remember anything ala Uncle Junior in the Sopranos.
Prediction 6: Bernie Sanders will run for President as the nominee of the Democrat, the Socialist, and the Communist Parties.
Prediction 7: Bernie Sanders will suffer a massive stroke and will die before the election.
Prediction 8: The Democrats will pass over their Vice Presidential candidate, Martin “The Male Model” O’Malley, and will run Joe Biden for President.
Prediction 9: The Biden-O’Malley ticket will win with 270 electoral votes.
Prediction 10: Joe Biden will have a stroke and die before the electors meet in their state capitals after eating at that restaurant in Dover that closed twenty years ago.
Prediction 11: Two Democrat electors will refuse to vote for the dead Mr. Biden. They will cast their votes for Martin O’Malley.
Prediction 12: The House will elect Ted Cruz, the Republican candidate for president.
Prediction 13: The electors will elect Martin O’Malley as Vice President.
Prediction 14: President Cruz will tell O’Malley that his sole Constitutional duty are to check on the health of the President and to preside over the Senate and the only other duty President Cruz will assign him is to attend the funerals of left-wing maggots like the Castro brothers.
Prediction 15: Hillary Clinton will need 24/7 care.
Prediction 16: Huma Weiner will die after eating at an Arab restaurant in Minneapolis.
Noted.
Dang, you’ve been wanting to bare all that for awhile, huh?