Posted on 12/01/2015 4:54:35 AM PST by Gamecock
A Florida man told South Carolina police Monday that a dancer at a strip club struck him four times after he told her she needed to lose weight.
Kyle Yeomans, 23, said the dancer, who worked at Derriere's Gentlemen's Club in Myrtle Beach, was "annoying him" and the dancer "kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it," TV station WMBF reported.
WMBF said Yeomans told the dancer that "she should go to the gym and lose weight," which is when she struck him. He told police that his intoxication level was an "11 out of 10" and described the stripper as "a white female, about 115 to 120 pounds in weight with long black hair and a 'muffin top.'"
According to WMBF, Bouncers dragged Yeomans "out of the club," and he claimed they "were unnecessarily rough with him." Yeomans told police that he wanted to contact them to report the incident, but did not plan to press charges. A witness saw the stripper striking Yeomans, but did not hear anything he might have said to her, WMBF added.
Yeomans suffered an injury, which he said was "made worse by a ring" that the woman was wearing when she punched him, USA Today reports.
It was not immediately clear where Yeomans lives in Florida.
Is this for your ping list?
Just doing Yeomans work.
The man must have had a death wish.
TOP OF THE MUFFIN TO YOU!
LOL
I thought that strippers are supposed to go “topless”, but this one had a muffin top. Was this a kinky lounge or something?
Probably the other way around.
Pictures! We need pictures.
“...described the stripper as “a white female, about 115 to 120 pounds in weight with long black hair and a ‘muffin top.”
Cue Deke Dickerson’s song Misshapen Hillbilly Gal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMBhlzbeuC0
Oh, man up for pete’s sake. You got smacked by a stripper.
And, what pray tell, was the good that might come from telling her this? Darwin award nominee!
While I doubt I really want to see it, to properly judge this case, we need to see pics of said stripper. For educational purposes only.
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
I mean c’mon, man, how are we to judge if the parties are not present?
I told a woman on a first date that she was too fat and needed to lose weight. She stormed off. Two years later she won’t leave me alone. Go figure.
No pictures or names in the article. This one will have to go without pictures.
WMBF said Yeomans told the dancer that “she should go to the gym and lose weight,” which is when she struck him. He told police that his intoxication level was an “11 out of 10” and described the stripper as “a white female, about 115 to 120 pounds in weight with long black hair and a ‘muffin top.’”
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I really think she has a point.
115 to 120 pounds?
Hardly overweight.
Some here on FR are somewhat innocent in these things, so if needed I suggest you look up ‘muffin top.” Also ‘whale tail’. Not disgusting, just offensive. In case of sarcasm, never mind.
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