Sounds like a Sharia law office:
"The Sharia Law offices of Al Taqiyya, Al Tarawa, At Kitman, and Al Muruna will help you with you your settlement if your FEELINGS have been injured by an infidel, Allah willing we will not only get you THEIR arm and a leg, but we will stick THEIR neck out FOR YOU right before it is CUT OFF... ELALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!! "