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To: YankeeinOkieville

She tried to have plastic surgery to install a second mouth so she could tell twice as many lies, but it didn’t work.

It just created a horrible vacuum and her brain came whooshing out.


3 posted on 10/19/2015 9:51:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

“. . . her brain came whooshing out.”

The surgeons stopped the whooshing and thought they saved her heart, but they later found she didn’t ever have one.”

Oldplayer


7 posted on 10/19/2015 9:54:04 AM PDT by oldplayer
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To: blueunicorn6

I’d like to think it’s from when one of the Benghazi Four parents nearly ripped out her throat.


16 posted on 10/19/2015 10:11:59 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: blueunicorn6
* She tried to have plastic surgery to install a second mouth so she could tell twice as many lies, but it didn’t work. *

That's pretty funny!

I bet she'd try it if she thought that it'd work.

There is an expression from the Ozark Mountains:
“She has faces all around her head” when speaking about a hypocrite.

Maybe she had her other faces removed...

35 posted on 10/19/2015 10:59:04 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are those committed by illegal aliens)
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