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"That burrito was a good appetizer. Now were's my entree?"

1 posted on 10/19/2015 8:10:51 AM PDT by simpson96
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2 posted on 10/19/2015 8:13:40 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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3 posted on 10/19/2015 8:16:19 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
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A few years back there was this trend where anyone who wanted to could submit a paragraph or two of why they would be the best owner of a new restaurant, home, boat, whatever. They also had to submit $100.

There was a restaurant that did this in Colorado that seemed like a great deal. However, when I looked into it it turned out they had a bunch of debt from fines for hiring illegal aliens. So even if I had somehow gotten a restaurant for $100, I would have been on the hook for thousands from the get go.

I'm thinking something similar is going on here.

4 posted on 10/19/2015 8:17:50 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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MM probably owns a chain of these restaurants already.


5 posted on 10/19/2015 8:18:26 AM PDT by samtheman (2014: Voters elect Repubs to congress... 2015: Repubs defund NOTHING... 2016: Trump/(Cruz or Palin))
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It’s kind of sad that we used to have innocent and fun pie eating contests and such at local festivals and county fairs. Now we have ‘competitive eaters’ that take all the fun out of it.

The contests get bigger and bigger, I wonder when someone will finally rupture their gut and die a horrible death during one of these things. It seems that 6 pounds of food in a sitting is the upper limit. Not sure how they will tackle 30 pounds....


7 posted on 10/19/2015 8:19:57 AM PDT by bigtoona (Lose on amnesty, socialism cemented in place forever. Trump is the only hope.)
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Ping...or not.


8 posted on 10/19/2015 8:20:14 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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"Where's my buttito?! Where's my burrito?!"

11 posted on 10/19/2015 8:30:21 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Sounds to me like a heart attack waiting to happen………..


12 posted on 10/19/2015 8:30:41 AM PDT by basil ( God bless the USA!)
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Smart that they have that disclaimer in there. In 2007, a woman competing in a ‘Hold your wee for a Wii’ contest died of severe water intoxication after the contest. Why would anyone ever do this sort of thing to their body??

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/#.ViUMeCtQCJQ


13 posted on 10/19/2015 8:30:43 AM PDT by originalbuckeye ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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” Now were’s my entree?” “

A dozen Bowel Burgers Au Jus


17 posted on 10/19/2015 8:35:21 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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...toddler-size burrito

LMAO

18 posted on 10/19/2015 8:37:13 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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"While we don't just want to give away the restaurant, we do want someone with that kind of eating credibility to come in and give it their best shot"

Such impeccable logic./s Like making the person with the most credit card debt the president of a bank.
19 posted on 10/19/2015 8:37:41 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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Aside from being a stupid undertaking, I don't think there's a serious medical risk here. Stomachs don't just "burst." Your body's gag reflex will force you to throw up when the stomach reaches its capacity - which for most people, is about the volume of food you can fit into a gallon jug of milk. Obviously the "professional" binge eaters have conditioned their stomachs to fit more.

I'm going out on a limb and saying 30 pounds of food in one sitting is an impossibility. I assume the owner of this restaurant will have barf bags ready for anybody who tries, as this will be the end result.

20 posted on 10/19/2015 8:38:29 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (A businessman gets things done with own money. A politician takes money and gets nothing done.)
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Why not just buy the freakin’ steak?
Or in the case of Michael Moore, the entire cow.


23 posted on 10/19/2015 8:39:51 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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Act out the sin of gluttony for all to see. Pathetic!


27 posted on 10/19/2015 9:01:53 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a deatha panel)
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Eat a 30-Pound Burrito and Earn a Stake in a Mexican Restaurant

Let me get this straight. You eat the burrito and then they give you a free stake? I didn't know Mexican Restaurants had stakes. They could give away a blender. You know Mexican Restaurants have blenders for making Margaritas.

33 posted on 10/19/2015 9:36:53 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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I think several others have it right. No human being can eat 30 pounds of food in one hour. I think that the contestants are paying $150 for a giant burrito and lots of left-overs if they can stand the sight of a burrito after this.


34 posted on 10/19/2015 9:40:40 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Ignore the GOP-e. Cruz to victory in 2016.)
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Patrick Bertoletti eat 21 pounds of Grits in 10 minutes.


38 posted on 10/19/2015 11:37:53 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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