Springfield, Ohio?
I was run out of town by a mob in Springfield, Ohio.
Torches and pitchforks.
I was a lot faster back then.
I tell you, they don’t take kindly to jaywalkers in Springfield, Ohio.
They’d have shot me, but they hadn’t reloaded from taking care of that litterer.
Ohio is one of those States where there's always a lot of cops out ready to ponce the next guy going 5 MPH over the limit and Springfield was a factory town that hit the skids and is slowly trying to claw its way into respectability. Not so sure how that's working out for them.