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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/04/2015 5:55:01 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: cartan
I know someone who once picked their nose there.
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posted on
09/04/2015 6:53:26 AM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ShadowAce
Me too ! Headed to Ireland !!
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posted on
09/04/2015 6:54:46 AM PDT
by
onona
(something pithy this way comes)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/04/2015 7:33:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/04/2015 7:34:56 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
To: Lucky9teen
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re
joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year,
rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country... The history, the beer, the culture...”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English - they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”
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posted on
09/04/2015 7:51:27 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/04/2015 7:52:16 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: martin_fierro
31
posted on
09/04/2015 7:58:09 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: martin_fierro
Oh my goodness, that is FUNNY!
32
posted on
09/04/2015 8:01:48 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
There’s a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at Tim’s Grocery Store. The owner Tim doesn’t know what Junior’s problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger. One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger, or what?” Junior said, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
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posted on
09/04/2015 8:16:22 AM PDT
by
Moltke
To: Lucky9teen
To: ken in texas
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posted on
09/04/2015 9:09:43 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
Stop being a pirate.
My daughter on vacation two weeks ago...
To: ShadowAce
Me too. First one in 2016. I am SO READY!
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posted on
09/04/2015 9:29:14 AM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Berlin_Freeper
Arrr you kiddin' me?
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posted on
09/04/2015 9:37:36 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: NEMDF
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posted on
09/04/2015 9:40:10 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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