Reminds me of what I read on a bathroom wall.
Here I sit among the vapor,
Some da*n fool stole all the paper.
My girl is waiting, I cannot linger,
Look out a**hole here comes my finger!
I have read that moslems urinate, then use a small pebble to remove the last few drops.
In Constantinople, doctors noticed this and at night began to smear the pebbles at a local place used by the moslems with a pepper sauce.
When the moslem used the rock it irritated the penis, so they went to the doctor who prescribed medicine for it.
The doctors got rich off of this.
Good one!
Here I sit,
my buns a'flexin',
just gave birth
to a Texan!