[OldSmaj]

Muslim defecation/cleansing ritual is as follows:

1- defecate.

2- use left index finger to clean anus.

3- use mouth and tongue to clean finger.

4- spit three times in the direction of mecca.

Voila! - clean anus, clean finger, clean mouth...mecca honored!

Win, win..., uh, WIN!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Reminds me of what I read on a bathroom wall.

Here I sit among the vapor,
Some da*n fool stole all the paper.
My girl is waiting, I cannot linger,
Look out a**hole here comes my finger!

I have read that moslems urinate, then use a small pebble to remove the last few drops.
In Constantinople, doctors noticed this and at night began to smear the pebbles at a local place used by the moslems with a pepper sauce.
When the moslem used the rock it irritated the penis, so they went to the doctor who prescribed medicine for it.
The doctors got rich off of this.