Hey, he's The Smartest Guy In The Room!
Well, the bathroom, and only when he's alone, and only after he flushes the toilet...
Ever notice that the more retarded they are, the smarter they claim to be?
I don't think it's a coincidence that Luminosity is such a hit with Democrats. (Funny that IQ is culturally biased, but somehow, "brain exercise" is a valid concept.)