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To: Lucky9teen

A little off topic, but it’s the big topic here: THE WEATHER!

I’m in Norfolk, VA. We usually don’t get much snow, but when it does happen, WATCH OUT!!

We’ve had three bouts with snow since President’s Day. Schools have been open only 1 1/2 days in two weeks. Military bases have been closed numerous days. Why?

The roads around here are full of DEHYDRATED IDIOTS. If you add water (fog, rain, drizzle, snow, sleet) you get idiots. The degree of their idiocy is inversely proportional to the temperature of the water. The colder it gets, the crazier they drive.


30 posted on 02/27/2015 7:47:25 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead
"The degree of their idiocy is inversely proportional to the temperature of the water. The colder it gets, the crazier they drive."


32 posted on 02/27/2015 8:17:53 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: fredhead
It's been so cold in Massachusetts that Elizabeth Warren is now claiming to be Eskimo!
33 posted on 02/27/2015 8:32:04 AM PST by Baynative (Did you ever notice that atheists don't dare sue Muslims?)
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To: fredhead
It's so cold, water freezes before touching the ground
38 posted on 02/27/2015 10:04:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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