Q: What’s the difference between a war story and a fairy tale?
A: A fairy tale starts off “Once upon a time”, but a war story starts off “This is no bull...”
Exactly. Here’s an example.
Now this ain’t no bull, there I was knee deep in grenade pins when the third wave hit the wire.
Hahahaha...yeah, it’s the “Honest, this really happened” shit that kills me.