To: GeronL; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
Han Solo is thrown back in time to find himself in a cheap motel on NJ Route 17 listening to "She's Got Bette Davis Eyes" playing loudly in the next room.
Been there, done that, have the hologram.
6,149 posted on
06/02/2015 3:41:40 AM PDT by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Hobbit Lady of the Lake's castle. She passes out Ginsu knives to wayfaring strangers.
Hobbit unclear on concept of divine rule but hungry nonetheless opens Japanese Steakhouse, makes a fortune, now spends his days racing cigarette boats on Lady's Lake.
Citing noise regulations LotL transforms hobbit into duck. Ginsu knife operation shuts down, tranquility restored.
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6,150 posted on
06/02/2015 3:57:32 AM PDT by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
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