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To: NoCmpromiz
"... what it's called when the animal husbandman brings his prize bull to your farm. To 'service' the cows... I think I'm being serviced."

Recently, a major robbery took place ... on a farm. What was stolen was what the bull was willing to donate freely, but only to those tender-eyed young cows.

Instead, the material was taken from the bull, and one is left to imagine the animal's frustration about that, and it was "stored" in a refrigerated container.

That's what was stolen. I don't think the cows had anything to do with it.

5,980 posted on 05/30/2015 12:22:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Years ago, when I worked for Greyhound, a rancher came into the depot from one of the cattle ranches in the mountains. He had a large stainless container that resembled a milk can and asked me to ship it to St. George.

I asked what was in it, as per the directions of package shipping, and he kind of stammered, turned bright red and said it was “liquid hydrogen.”

I told my boss about it the next day when he came in and he laughed and said it was something only bulls could produce...

But I guess ya had to be there...


5,981 posted on 05/30/2015 12:38:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( When my kids were little, they had to walk nine yards through shag carpet to change the TV channel)
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