Anything I don’t want the government poking their noses into I put in a barn marked “Conclusive evidence of illegal activity, malfeasance, and general no-goodness of Bill and Hillary Clinton.”
Never gets touched.
I just had this brainstorm so I grabbed a bucket of paint and went out to the barn. I repainted “Bill and Hillary Clinton” to read “Barack Obama” and a hedge moved back 100 feet.
I wonder what that means.