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To: Monkey Face

Tom does a pretty good impression of a hawk call when he wants other birds to get away from the feeder.


5,214 posted on 05/17/2015 7:31:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("He's not my prophet, he's just some dead bloke." ~ Mark Steyn)
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To: Tax-chick

I used to be good at some bird calls when I was a kid. It was important to impress my classmates with something. I was always shy and withdrawn, so competing in anything was difficult.

Then we learned how to dance in the winter, when the snow was too deep for us to go outside for recess. And then, when I got older, I excelled in sports. Which explains my arthritic joints, now.

Then I went back to dancing as an adult. Now I just sit out the dances because I have no dance partner. Go figger. I sure never thought I would live half of my life alone. If I had, I could have prepared for it better.


5,217 posted on 05/17/2015 8:10:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wondered why diets didn't work. Then I realized this much awesomeness can't fit in a smaller size.)
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