Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors
Back and forth, back and forth.
In and out, in and out.
A little to the right, a little to the left.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts.
And, trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved.
Forwards then backwards, forward then backward, again and again.
Her heart was pounding now, her face was flushed.
She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally totally exhausted she let out a piercing scream.
“OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park. You do it!”
YIKES! I’m SO glad I’m not married!! LOL!
However, I’m a sucker for a 30-minute back rub...