State Of The Union Drinking Game 2015: When To Sip, Gulp And Guzzle Alcohol During Obama's Annual..

ibtimes ^ | Jan. 20, 2015 | Julia Glum

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President Barack Obama will give his State of the Union address Tuesday night, and the American way is to drink as you watch. It'll take Obama about an hour to review the year and announce programs like free community college, required sick leave and cheaper housing, so several websites have put together State of the Union drinking games.

Here's a guide to a few of the best from around the Web. Remember to drink responsibly -- and make sure it's domestic.

The basic: This drinking game gives you levels of intoxication to choose from. It suggests drinking every time Obama does a karate chop with his hand -- beware, he did it 46 times last year -- or whenever he says "economy" -- usually about 14 times in a speech. Take a sip if Vice President Joe Biden starts a round of applause and "get drunk" if Obama hugs someone in his cabinet. Chug if something Obama says inspires a standing ovation from Democrats only or Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg falls asleep. See the full rules here, courtesy of Bloomberg Businessweek.

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Remember to FReep responsibly...HIC...

[Gamecock]

I’m starting now.

[Crazieman]

Of course if we have a death wish, I and Me.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

The best thing to do is to drink heavily and pass out before the BS flows or watch reruns of Reagan’s SOTU addresses. That negates all of the anger.

[Obadiah]

“Let me perfectly clear...”

“As I’ve always said...”

“I, me, my...”

[GeronL]

alcohol poisoning is going to rampant

[Obadiah]

Sorry, but I think “LaVerne and Shirley” reruns are on at that time.

[hope]

He’s not worth having a hangover for.

[Lurker]

I’m going to watch Idiocracy during it. I never realized it was a documentary.

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[MeshugeMikey]

as well as the Cantonese versions of My Favorite Martian..and My Mother The Car

[MtnMan101]

[a fool in paradise]

“’Our’ future depends on it”

[doorgunner69]

Y'all have "fun".

I have never heard him speak a complete sentence and have no plans to now. He will continue to be ignored in my house.

[a fool in paradise]

“You cannot drill your way to lower energy prices...”

Oh wait, he’s going to have to give up that lie-n this year...

[a fool in paradise]

You'll be missing out on the reruns of Carter Country.

[OneWingedShark]

“I, me, my...”

The personal pronoun trifecta.

[MeshugeMikey]

or the latest remake of

[rfreedom4u]

Alcohol poisoning.

[Veto!]

Idiocracy — yep, it’s a documentary. LOL

[rfreedom4u]

Fundamental

Comprehensive

Bipartisan

Diverse