Posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .
It was too good not to share.
Here are some of the ones getting around..
FiveWordsToRuinADate
I'm excited about Mike Huckabee
It's about ethics in journalism
Biden is a brilliant man
You dislike my Obama mask?
That Obama sure is brave!
I am a smart liberal
I really love David Hasselhoff
You about a size 14?
You're adam's apple is huge
I want Nader in 2016.
But Ben, what about Benghazi
Ever bury a body before?
Can we make this quick?'
I miss good Prison Food
Sorry, that fart was mine
Have you even TRIED Muskrat?
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And one of my personal favorites..
this steak? from the dumpster
Regards,
My son is slightly autistic.
And this is funny how?
My son is slightly autistic.
And this is funny how?
No it is not funny.
These five words would scare off most potential dates, sadly.
Were you, (Sniff-Sniff), just at the Fish Market?
I’m a female trapped in a man’s body.
“Are you an easy liberal?”
“I just wanna get laid.”
“You admit voting for Obama?”
“Can I see your sister?”
“No, Really, I like pimples.”
You look like my ex
Here’s my probation officer now...
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