Two elderly women having a coffee, one asks the other, "Did you come on the bus?"
"Yes," she replies, "but I made it look like an asthma attack."
A mad guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8-round magazine, and yelled, "Who in here has been sleeping with my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo." h/t Leo
h/t Ray h/t dave
3 posted on 01/09/2015 4:43:45 AM PST by upchuck
(Entrenched incumbency is the disease. Fresh blood is the cure.)