Lighten up, Francis. But... since you asked, I’ll give my favorite Baptist joke, which I appreciate being a Baptist P.K. and all.
Q: Why can’t Baptists have sex standing up?
A: It might lead to dancing.
And, BTW, Muslims are fair game. One fall day in 2001 they annihilated thousands of Americans. Maybe you don’t recall. They deserve to be the butt of every cruel joke known to mankind.
Q: How did Mohammed find his goat when it’s lost in the bushes?
A: Very satisfying.