[ConservativeStatement]

Suarez, who is in critical condition, has not commented.

That makes sense.

[Boogieman]

“Suarez had allegedly forcefully entered where he assaulted two residents”

Aren’t jockeys notoriously small fellers? Seems like a bad plan to choose a strongarm type crime if you are so lightly built.

He should have used his size to his advantage, say by hiding in air ducts to burglarize stores or something. I remember there was one dwarf in a story I read that would hide in wastebaskets until the department store closed.

[lee martell]

I thought Pro Jockeys got paid quite a bit, but apparently, not quite enough. Maybe he has a drug problem, where there is almost no stopping of the expense.

[9thLife]

They don’t shoot horses, do they?

[Rodamala]

“Officer, there is a 3’7” tall man wearing nothing but a helmet and riding boots... and he has a riding crop in one hand and in the other...”

[cripplecreek]

Who can blame him.

[NonValueAdded]

"Aim small, miss hit small"

Love, Benjamin Martin

[CrazyIvan]

Jockeys always stirrup trouble.

[loungitude]

Not critical enough, if the crime, as reported, is true.

[onyx]

Angel Suarez

[Veggie Todd]

Oh come on, he was just horsin’ around.

[Vendome]

Thatz whut he gets for horsing around.

[Vendome]

Horse sense is Stable Thinking...

[livius]

I’m thinking drugs were involved. A lot of jockeys - who have to be small and light to begin with - keep their low weight through chemistry, or at least to the extent possible with modern regulations.

[unread]

I don't know what it is...but it's been my experience that short people are meaner then snakes...

My older brother is short and man, what a foul temper that guys got..!

I use to tell him, "What are you huffing about...hell, you can't whip no one..! Man.! he would fly into a rage...and kick the living crap out of me..!

:)

[spokeshave]

Gravitationally challenged ping

[BobL]

Horse racing is a VERY VIOLENT sport.