Well, the lord high master Barack, peace be upon him, did halt the rise of the oceans—at least according to the modest Barack, peace be upon him.
I knew something was wrong with Barack Obama’s professed Christianity the moment I saw him basking and preening when he was compared to the Messiah. Remember his coronation with the columns and all, as though he was some sort of god? No Christian would dare act like that.
There’s no risk at all that anyone would ever compare me to Christ, but I shudder at the thought. We are talking very grave sin, and I can assure you that I would immediately correct whoever it was, much like the angels (who are much stronger than man) corrected people who worshiped them in the Bible. Only God is worthy of worship!