[nickcarraway]

[Dagnabitt]

Dear Saudis, You know what's a really great rice condimetnt?

Heroin.

[Sawdring]

That doesn’t look half bad.

[Talisker]

We, on the other hand, eat rice in an unhealthy way by preparing it in oil, butter or ghee and other unhealthy ingredients...

Which of those ingredients are the ones that make you strap bombs to your children, shoot and cut the heads off of unbelievers and Christians, take over democracies with shariah totalitarianism, or wrap women in bags and cut their genitals out?

Hint: food is not your problem.

[Rebelbase]

If I see you eating from that dish with your left hand there’s gonna be hell to pay!